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[Jul. 14th, 2008|07:06 pm] |
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| | devil women - cradle of filth | ] |
i hate people. seriously? i'd rather talk to a tree then another person. a tree is even more intelligent then most people i know. it hows how to convert carbon dioxide into oxygen. some people i know don't even know what a fucking out-house is. x_X
grrrawrrantmotherfuckingcuntsbitchesfucktwatpussynipplesahhhh
-_-
i'm gonna go listen to cradle of filth.
it makes me feel better. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2008|08:19 pm] |
lulz, this is gonna come as a huge suprise but my hair is dyed again.
Wow, this is getting really anoying, me only talking about my hair being dyed but i don't care. its super sexy this time.
its's still copper red, but now i have two black streaks in the front (about 2 inches in, bordering my head) and about two inches in the back under the red. its awesome.
like, the rim of my head is black.
<3 |
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[Jan. 5th, 2008|01:19 am] |
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oh... and happy new year. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2008|01:16 am] |
i haven't posted in awhile. =/ but i never know what to write. nothing exciting really happens. i'm going to a marilyn manson concert on the 30th...yay for me? and i went to an ozzy osbourne concert on december 22nd. but blah. it's weird. i've been so blank latley. maybe it's winter depression? but normally im happier in winter season. >.<
and i want to write really badly.
but 1- i dont have a note book to write in (i have writing on wordpad) and 2- i have no ideas.
*sigh*
life just sucking sucks, huh?
lol
well not really. it could be worse. but it could be better... A LOT better.
meh.
-J |
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[Nov. 21st, 2007|06:59 am] |
i dyed my hair again :D
It never stays one color for over a month.
Its now "copper red."
But it's fading fast.
So I'm thinking imma dye it dark brown next.
=D
and..I'M HUNGRY!!!
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No food to eat = death! |
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| newest hair. |
[Oct. 11th, 2007|04:54 pm] |
Its Purple.
And black too.
The top of my hair is purple but the purple sorta fades into a black. its cool. I didn't even mean for that to happen either.
Its suppose to be all purple but it turned black. |
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[Sep. 8th, 2007|07:27 pm] |
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GAH! |
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| YAY NEW NEWER HAIR! |
[Aug. 26th, 2007|01:56 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Planet Joanie | ] |
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| | All Hail The Dead - Wall of Jericho | ] |
I Dyed my hair back to my natural color of blond (finally). ^_^
I almost forgot what I look like completely blond.
Its Kinda Scary.
But I love it! <3 |
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[Aug. 25th, 2007|05:14 am] |
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| | On My Ass. | ] |
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| | PowerPuff Girls - Morning Musume | ] |
Today was a boring day. All day I sat on my computer and watched almost 20 episodes of FMA in a row.
haha shows how much of a life I have. =p |
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| Hi. |
[Jul. 21st, 2007|05:20 am] |
Hi.
Buttsex.
=^_^= |
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| I Hate People. |
[Dec. 10th, 2006|03:09 am] |
People Deserve to Die.
They should be skinned alive and hung naked outside on trees, covered in flammable liquids and set as a bonfire.
And then the rest of they're remains chopped up into little pieces and sunk to the bottom of the sea.
:D
I'm in a really bad mood.
I hate People.
I only love a select few.
Everyone else can die for all I care.
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I swear I am a very nice person... I've just been in a bad mood recently.
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| Clench! |
[Nov. 29th, 2006|02:41 am] |
Okay so today I've had horrible gas. I have gas alomost every day but especially today. So I was sitting on my computer chair with my cousin right next to me and I do a one cheek sneek and fart. But it turns out it was alittle more then 'just a fart.' It turns out that I crapped myself. In shock I scream " I JUST SHUT MYSELF" and run into the bathroom. My cousin just sits there laughing and I had to have her get me clean undies. SO I change myself and the i have to urge to fart yet again. So I clench my cheeks togeather until the feeling passes.
Later that Night me and my cousin had dance. We had to get a ride from her evil nanny (who claims that I am most likly going to be a serial killer) but thats a diffrent story. At dance my cousin (erin) was laughing about how she is gonna laugh when she sees me dance.
So in the middle of the dance the feeling comes back. I have to clench, there is no other option. So as I clench my cheeks I look like a compleat retard dancing. At the end of the dance everyone was laughing at how retarted I looked. I started to laugh at everyone else laughing. And thats how the whole hour of dance was.
After Dance the evil witch Nanny picked us up. As a nice present for her when she dropped us odd I pinches one loose in her car. Hahaha Bitch.
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| Poopy Paper. |
[Nov. 18th, 2006|04:35 am] |
Today was like any normal day at school. 1) I went in 2 hours late 2) Pissed at least 3 teachers off 3)Didn't have in 2 essays and 4)Didn't do any homework. But ofcorse, I am Super Joanie and I made it thru the day without getting shot but a homework hungry teacher. But thats a diffrent story. *fast fowards threw day*
Okay so Stine is drawing pictures of us all (Meh, Erin, Herself and Emilio)*Now remember this folks , Emilio is a huge suck-up to his dad and would do almost anything for his Daddy Dearist*
and then Emilio's dad called *gasp*. So when he called I went to go take a nice wet poop because I've been holding it in for the past days. So when I came out of the bathroom from reliving the erking poo I hear Stine babbling on and mocking Emilio by says "Oh Daddy don't stop that feels so good!" and stuff like that. So to join in I pick up my dog *who is a minature pincher* and hold her rectum against my crotch and proceed to hump her and I start to yell "Oh Daddy Harder! Faster!" And anoy Emilio. Since Emilio is such a huge ass-prick to me he kicks me really hard in the shin, breaks the skin and gives me a huge bruse. So then of corse I fight back and yadda yadda ya. The for some reason we find ourselfs in my living room. Stine was amusung herself by drawing pictures of us all. She drew me and Erin just lovly but then it care to emilio... She was still teasing hiim about the whole 'Daddy I love you' thing so drew a picture oh him on his knees sucking his dads dick (and she is really good at drawing so it looked priceless) We were all laughing exept for Emilio. He was being an huge ass so ripped the paper out of the book and was trying to rip it up. Luckly I saved it just in the nik' of time and to keep it away from him I put it down my pants between my nice warm (and still slightly pasty from the dump I took) butt cheeks. Now Emilio didn't dare to go down into my pants to fetch the picture. I left it between the crevices of my cheeks for a while. ANd the whole time about every five minutes I would let out a nice juicy wet fart. Later when I was finally tired of getting papercuts on my cheeks I took out the paper, looked at it and almost died laughing. There was a tiny smear of poop on the paper. Yes... I still have the paper and cherish it and its nice poopy stain =] |
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| Why you Should never talk to your ex-girlfriend. |
[Nov. 12th, 2006|07:57 pm] |
A Lession learned why you should never talk to your ex-girlfriend.
It all started like a normal day at the coffee beanary. I got a Mocha coffee with whip-cream. It was fabulous and I shared with Erin and Steen. Steen's boyfriend Emilio (who is my friend too) was with us. As we were walking out of the beanary his ex-girlfriend Caitlin (who Steen can't stand and wants to rip her throat out) Comes over and talkes and flirts with Emilio. Steen, Erin and I did not feel like sitting their and listen to her babble on so we went to T.J. Maxx which was across the street. When we were in their we looked at shoes and shit like that and spent about 20 minutes in there only to come back out and find Emilio still talking with his ex-girlfriend. Thats when Steen said " I am going to walk back into the store and forget any of this happend." and then I said "Are you Mad? You shouldn't have to wait for this duche-bag!" And Steen said "You right!" So with that we ran to Key Food and hid behind it for a while. Then we all got bored and decided we didn't want Emilio to find us so we went into the woods behind Keyfood. We ran down until we found a sewer opening. We found it so facination that we stayed down their for a good 15 minutes. During all of this I had turned my cell phone onto silent. I looked at my phone and I literally had 12 missed calls from Emilio. I called him and asked where he was and he kept bitching about how he wanted to know where we were first. Eventually I got it out of him that he was right behind Keyfood and we all freaked out because if we were too loud he would have found us so I hung up on him and we were all quite. 5 minutes later I called him and he said that he was now near the train station and we were all relived and moved from our position. We when to this very nifty place in the woods where we hang out somethimes. Its right next to the train station. As we were their two trains were coming. The suddenly Steen screamed "Shit He's right there!" Because of the trains he didn't hear us screaming. We were one yard way from him and he didn't see us. We ran down the tracks to the back roads. I don't think any of us had ever ran so fast in out lives. We took the backroads to my house and then figured he would find us their so went to the local Park. We walked down a really long road out to the highway. We walked down the highway to my house...to be exact my basement. We hid down their for a while and I finally anwserd another one of his calls and he was screaming at me over the phone, "Where the fuck are you, you stupid cunt!" I simply said "We are at my house, come find us." then he said " I swear to fucking god if your not their I will smash you ipod into peices" haha Like that scared me. SO when he came we could hear every word and ever step he took in my basement. We had shut of all the lights and hid in the corner. He went up and down the stares and in and out of my room acouple times. The finally my uncle got pissed at him so kicked him out of the house. The he came right to the basement door and we were all shitting out pants. But of corse the dumbass had to ask my neibors "Did you see anybody go down into this basement?" they said no. The I called him and said we left and went to Dunkin Dounuts, which bought us time to escape. When we all finally got out of the basement my neibor said "Their was a boy here looking for you" I said "PLease don't tell him where we are!" and we ran out of my yard to the trainstation then to the Coffee Bearary again were I bought us all bagles (exept Emilio) And Erin said its better to be in a public place around him when he finds us because he is a compleat fuck up and takes all of his angers out on me so he would be less likly to hurt me in a public place. When he finally found us he kicked me in the shin so I punched him hard n the stomach so he pushed me against the wall (which hurt my back like a bitch) And then I punched him in the face a pulled his hair. The only reason we stopped fighting was because the workers stopped us. Me and Erin would have hated to see what he whould have done to me is we weren't in public. I hate him >.<
But afterwards we all went to see Saw 3 in the movies thearders.
Since I already saw it and this would have been my second time seeing it I had to take a nasty shit so I went to the bathroom in the middle of it. I had diarriah. I took a nice shit and clogged the toilet >.< SO on the way out Steen and Erin had to pee so I showed them my lovly masterpeice in the toilet and they laughed and went into the other two stalls. The these 3 girls walked in and look at my masterpice and sais "That is the nastiest thing i've ever seen". As soon as we got out we all laughed and I said "Well they obviouslt don't know what good art is even if it is infont of them. =p
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| Dentist. |
[Nov. 7th, 2006|05:45 am] |
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Is it just me or are dentist really creepy? Because my dentist scares the shit out of me. Because today as I walked into the office out of nowhere my dentist started rambling onto me about how I made too much noise when I walked in and such...and worst of all he was hitting on me. An 80 year old man hitting on a a girl about 60 years younger then him. Telling me how I was cute and such and the benifits of being a dentist is you get to kiss random girls and your wife can't say shit...Yeah, I basically droped a load in my pants in his office...I mean just picture the wrinkles... *quivers*
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